female cats vs. male cats

due to a recent comment

"i look forward to more jokes. Next time, maybe you can tell a "Fatcat" joke!"

(this is actually for insiders cos the fat cat is a pub in sheffield, uk, where hot ppl go to)

here's another joke, well, it's not that funny (unfortunately, didn't find another one) but i want happy readers and therefore i willingly fulfill the wishes of my commentators:

how can you tell that male fat cats are lazier than female fat cats - and, indeed, little baby cubs?
because when they say they're getting up, they're always lion.