a joke

a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender “do you have any grapes?”
the bartender responds: “no, duck, this is a bar” and the duck leaves. the next day the duck comes in again and asks the same bartender “do you have any grapes?” the bartender, annoyed, responds: “no duck, i told you yesterday, this is a bar. now leave me alone!” the duck leaves again. but the next day the duck returns and asks the same bartender “do you have any grapes?” now the bartender is furious and tells the duck: “no. we don’t have any grapes! if you come in here asking for grapes again, i’m gonna nail your feet to the floor!” the duck leaves again. the next day the duck comes back into the bar and asks the same bartender: “do you have any nails?” “no” the bartender responds. then the duck asks: “do you have any grapes?”


well, needed something to cheer me up (the meal at the greek restaurant didn't help). if anyone knows a better joke - send it to me!